7. But you don’t really care what people think. After all, you can’t do this to a human without getting slapped with a lawsuit.
8. And humans are too judgmental. Always trying to drag you to therapy and rehab and what not.
9. Date night.
10. Prom night
11. You honestly don’t understand why people get upset with you about it.
12. Besides, you and your dog have a good thing going. It’s probably best not to ruin it.